Hong Kong Designer - Diary

I shop once in a while, my preference being Wellcome (yeah it’s mis-spelt like that). However when I reach the checkout a sense of dread comes over me. Near the exit door, I always see a few prying eyes watching everything what’s going on and they’re only after one thing - your stamps!

I was going to title this entry “Stamp Ho’s” but perhaps that’s being a bit too harsh. You see, Wellcome give out these little stamps which when added up equate to a free saucepan or frying pan. I find as soon as the checkout ladies put the stamps in your hand - the Stamp Ho’s are within a split second next to you, begging for your stamps.

I stupidly used to give mine all away, thinking they’ll not amount to anything only realised we could of got a complete free kitchen set. Damn those Ho’s!

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